Elveny
Anmeldungsdatum: 19.01.2005
Beiträge: 1048
Wohnort: Marburg
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| Verfasst am: Sa Dez 17, 2005 11:02 am Titel: Political correctness |
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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or the secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others,
or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
May you have a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of
choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped to
make our country the uniquely wonderful place that it is (not to imply
that our country is necessarily greater than any other country, including
yours, should yours be different from mine, but nonetheless including and
recognizing the distinctiveness of our country) and without regard to the
race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, political belief, choice
of computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are accepting these terms. This greeting
is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable
with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by
the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or
himself or others, is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at
the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as
expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of
one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
whichever comes first, and the warranty is limited to replacement of
this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
In other words.... A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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